I was having a conversation with someone,
and the topic came up about what we do on the weekends. I said…
“I go to church every Sunday… but I’m not a Christian.”
I got this response….
“You can’t go to church and not be a Christian !!!”
…they said very aggressively.
I was really taken aback by this statement. Took me a while to respond.
Here are some more nonsensical (made up) statements…
You can’t fly to the moon unless you are an astronaut!
You can’t go to Germany unless you are a Nazi!
You can’t eat meat unless you are a meat-eater!
You can’t wear tight clothes unless you are skinny!
You can’t read a book on communism unless you are a communist!
You can’t look at the stars unless you are an astrologist!
You can’t go to heaven in a bake-bean tin…because a bake-bean tin has bake-beans in! 🤣
Noir 
Very funny! People do say the crazest things and worse yet they believe them. I do find it interesting that you like going to church and your not a Christian. You must find so comfort at church and that’s all that matters.
Thank you and yes, I do.
I can appreciate this. I would deal with people saying that one thing means the other and it doesn’t at all. It’s like saying that because the grass is green there will be a car accident or the mail will be delivered late tomorrow. And yes they believe this.
Thank you and well said.