I was having a conversation with someone,

and the topic came up about what we do on the weekends. I said…

“I go to church every Sunday… but I’m not a Christian.”

I got this response….

“You can’t go to church and not be a Christian !!!”

…they said very aggressively.

I was really taken aback by this statement. Took me a while to respond.

Here are some more nonsensical (made up) statements…

You can’t fly to the moon unless you are an astronaut!

You can’t go to Germany unless you are a Nazi!

You can’t eat meat unless you are a meat-eater!

You can’t wear tight clothes unless you are skinny!

You can’t read a book on communism unless you are a communist!

You can’t look at the stars unless you are an astrologist!

You can’t go to heaven in a bake-bean tin…because a bake-bean tin has bake-beans in! 🤣