L Ward – Hospital for Criminal Mental Defectives

Designed by Edward John Woods, SA Architect in Chief from 1878 to 1886, the construction of Z Ward for Criminal and Refractory Patients commenced in September 1884 with the contract being let to William Pett & Son, builders. Work preceded smoothly, completion being achieved in the second half of 1885. The polychromatic brickwork technique used by Wood in its design is the most elaborate, sophisticated example of this architectural style in South Australia Additionally, Wood incorporated ventilation flues into each room and cell as he had done in designing Old Parliament House, the Mortlock Library and Martindale Hall. Fresh air being considered an important element in curing mental illness.

Lack of staffing and financial resources prevented the new facility (for 45 inmates) from being opened until 1888, three years after its completion.

Only a minority of patients who were accommodated in Z Ward were Governor’s pleasure patients: those acquitted of their crime on the grounds of their insanity. The majority were people charged and convicted of a minor offence, but exhibiting sufficient signs of psychiatric instability that it was thought more beneficial for them to be placed in an asylum rather than in a gaol to serve their sentence. Another small group of patients were those who were considered to be dangerous to themselves or to others and were placed in there for the protection of the Asylum’s other inmates.

To admit a new inmate, a bell was rung to the right of the front gates. The male attendant in charge would leave his office to the right of the secure entrance way, open the gates; bring the escorted person into this area after locking the gates and the front door. He would then return to his office, locking the door behind him and summon an attendant from inside the ward who would open the internal steel gate with a key that only opened that gate. In this way the new inmate would learn that grabbing an attendant’s keys would not allow passage to the outside gate. Governor’s pleasure inmates were placed at night in the cells to the right on the ground floor with this area closed off by a cyclone screen from the rest of the inmates. The dining area was immediately in front and adjacent to the stairs.

Originally known as “L Ward”, the name was changed to Z Ward following the installation of telephones throughout the hospital in the 1900s. Mishearing the name when the telephone was answered led callers to mistake the ”L” for “Hell”. Adding a line to the “L” to form a “Z” saved in the cost of remarking the ward’s laundry.

Z Ward closed on the 13th December 1973 with the 10 occupants being transferred to the Yatala Security Hospital, only for that facility in turn to be closed in 1988-89 and replaced by James Nash House.

People say the strangest things…

I was having a conversation with someone,

and the topic came up about what we do on the weekends. I said…

“I go to church every Sunday… but I’m not a Christian.”

I got this response….

“You can’t go to church and not be a Christian !!!”

…they said very aggressively.

I was really taken aback by this statement. Took me a while to respond.

Here are some more nonsensical (made up) statements…

You can’t fly to the moon unless you are an astronaut!

You can’t go to Germany unless you are a Nazi!

You can’t eat meat unless you are a meat-eater!

You can’t wear tight clothes unless you are skinny!

You can’t read a book on communism unless you are a communist!

You can’t look at the stars unless you are an astrologist!

You can’t go to heaven in a bake-bean tin…because a bake-bean tin has bake-beans in! 🤣

what were/are the benefits of the Covid 19 pandemic?

  1. The really BIG one was: They now put soap in men’s public toilets. This never happened before this (well, only in rare occasions).
  2. They now have alcohol wipes in libraries, supermarkets and most retail stores. Before this the computers at libraries never got cleaned.
  3. (most) people cover their coughs and sneezes these days. This really didn’t happen before.
  4. Mandatory hugging is now a thing of the past. I’m actually grateful for this one. These days we bump elbows.

Do you have of any other benefits?

back to the beginning

(This photo of a chimney was one of my first photos. I loved it so much I had it printed and framed. It hung in my bathroom until 2022. )

The story of how I got interested in photography was:

I was experiencing being a victim of crime and I needed to be getting evidence, every time I went to the police to report each incident.  I was using my phone to take photos and the images were very much crap. One day I was in Dick Smiths and I saw a little camera (FinePix J10), on sale for $100 and something dollars, so I bought it in the intention to get better photos for the police.

Version 1.0.0

I started to use the camera for other things besides evidence and soon realised I enjoyed using it and I wasn’t half bad at taking photos.

To my surprise early on I got published by Apple for one of their apps. This is the photo…

I had a friend who was encouraging me and that really got me fired up. When I stated I was really into HDR. This was excellent for the abstract photos, but not so good for other stuff. I joined Flickr in 2009. My taste has changed a lot over the years. Bill Baldridge was one of the first persons I followed on Flickr. I still love the process of what my mind does when I think about when ‘seeing a photo’, and the satisfying ‘click’ that follows. Gavin.

Mr. Squiggle
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